Back in July, I wrote a post called “You Got Here How” chronicling my favourite ways that people have found my blog through Google search. There were some pretty good ones on that list, so I decided to do a Round 2, only counting the searches that are marked in my Google Analytics account since the last post.
Here’s a countdown of my favourite ways people have found my blog over the past few months:
10 . Actually wore tights under
Actually wore tights under….what? This search is so myseterious. What could I have been wearing tights under? What did this searcher want to wear tights under? No one will ever know.
9. Awkward senior pictures
I’ve blogged about old school photos before. You can see a post of them here. But my senior photos were actually alright. I was a bit of an ugly duckling at school.
8. Colonel sanders granddaughters
I wish searcher, I wish. First of all, I love fried chicken. Second of all, I’d move some KFC inheritance money. But I can’t help you further than that.
7. Dinosaur with ribbons
No dinosaurs with ribbons here. But I did blog about how in London, Sam and I lived next to a dinosaur park.
6. Do guys actually use outdoor pissoirs
You actually can find an answer to this on my blog and the answer is yes! I found it out firsthand when I visited Amsterdam.
5. How do you know if you are actually in a relationship with an Englishman
My answer to your query would be just to ask him. But I’m glad that my blog was sought out for this advice.
4. Little girls wear tuxedos all the time
I literally have no idea where this comes from or why this would have led to Rhyme & Ribbons. That being said, I’d love to live in an alternate universe where kids wore tuxedos to school. That seems hilarious to me.
3. Miss piggy costume
I can’t help you out with a costume, but as a child I resembled Miss Piggy.
2. One eye looks smaller than the other
I do have one eye smaller than the other. Thanks for reminding me.
1. Preteen nipples
I can’t help you. One, I’m not a preteen. Two, you will never see my nipples on the internet so…… wrong website?
Go look at your analytics now! Anything hilarious, strange or creepy to report?