Now there are 100s of mommy bloggers and baby blog posts out there. Congratulations! (And I don’t mean that sarcastically at all) But let’s talk about another baby. Baby Me. And how I blatantly looked like a boy so my parents had to dress me in the most feminine clothing possible to prevent confusion.
Once I Too was a BabyPosted on April 25, 2013
(So little and so angry. Nothing has changed really.)
(I am kind of creeped out by this giant pink bunny. It seriously looks like a reject from the Donnie Darko script. It has mean eyes, right?
No, I don’t match it on purpose. I just only wore pick for about 12 years.)
(I make fun of some of my friends babies by saying that they look like gremlins. Secretly though, I was the original gremlin.)
(My mom and I look a lot alike. So if you squint then it looks like me holding my baby self.
My baby self looks like it is plotting something.)
I have friends that can actually remember when they were toddlers. I barely remember high school. Tell me there are other people that have these big blank spaces in their childhoods. Right?